8 words with two meanings........

[pammy]

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female......Any part under a car's hood.
Male..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.........Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male..........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female .......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male..........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female......An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male..........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male..........Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

 

[pluggers]

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

Thats me down to a tee. 375 channels in 5 mins

 

[Fastcar155]

Me to

 

[flying haggis]

thats because there is not really that much worth watching so requires diligent searching

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

Twenty years later, the number of replies to the original post doubled!

 

[davymead]

I was just a lad …

 

[Darrell]

This thread kicked off even before I joined!!

 

[HappytalkAgain]

Shame Pammy left. She seemed a laugh.

 

[Chrishazle]

In this house, it's "when you have time dear" - and anything less than right now means that's too late! OK, that's a phrase not a word, but any married man will recognise it!

 

[BTB 500]

Shame Pammy left. She seemed a laugh.

She was - nice lady. I met her at Crufts once!

 

[D2028]

DIVORCE
female: free house and easy money
male: destitution

 

[HappytalkAgain]

DIVORCE
female: free house and easy money
male: destitution

But ya not bitter eh???

 

[TC350]

DIVORCE
female: free house and easy money
male: destitution

Or in my case:
DIVORCE
female: free house and easy money
male: initially poor but happy; later very happy

 

[D2028]

But ya not bitter eh???

Very

 

[BIGDOG]

In this house, it's "when you have time dear" - and anything less than right now means that's too late! OK, that's a phrase not a word, but any married man will recognise it!

My response would be ‘I’ll do it now in a minute’.

 

[HappytalkAgain]

My response would be ‘I’ll do it now in a minute’.

Classic Gavin & Stacy.

 

[ALFAitalia]

In this house, it's "when you have time dear" - and anything less than right now means that's too late! OK, that's a phrase not a word, but any married man will recognise it!

My wife fails to understand that if she asks me to do something then I will do it......


.........she does not need to remind me every single year........!

 

[Chrishazle]

My wife fails to understand that if she asks me to do something then I will do it......


.........she does not need to remind me every single year........!

Wish the reminder was only every year, my wife has a short memory but remembers to remind me every day or two should I "forget"!!