pammy
MB Enthusiast
- Joined
- Dec 2, 2003
- Messages
- 7,468
- Location
- North Yorkshire
- Car
- hers - slk 320, his - dull diesel BMW fleet :/, Xtrail, Honda CBR 1100xx, Yamaha YZF600, Ribble Road
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
and one for all you guys to look foward too:
Three old men were sitting around complaining about ageing.
The first said 'I wish I could urinate properly. Every time I do, it really hurts.'
Second old man says 'I don't have much of a problem with that but I can't have a decent bowel movement.'
The third old man says 'I don't have a problem with either one. Every morning at 6.30 I have a pee, then at 6.45 a nice bowel movement. I just wish I could wake up before seven.'
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
and one for all you guys to look foward too:
Three old men were sitting around complaining about ageing.
The first said 'I wish I could urinate properly. Every time I do, it really hurts.'
Second old man says 'I don't have much of a problem with that but I can't have a decent bowel movement.'
The third old man says 'I don't have a problem with either one. Every morning at 6.30 I have a pee, then at 6.45 a nice bowel movement. I just wish I could wake up before seven.'
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