A handy shopping guide for you guys

[pammy]

Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing and sponsoring condoms......

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.
Minstrals Condoms - melt in your mouth , not in your hands.
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load..
Abbey national condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever ready condoms - keep going and going.
Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop
Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - " for a longer ride go wide "
Muller light condoms -so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work.
Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.
On digital condoms - plug and play !!!!
Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
FCUK condoms - no comment required.

 

[Motard]

Pammy!!
Now that is a bit naughty and I was hoping you were reading the lesson in church tomorrow.
Gonna wash your mouth out with some very strong soap!!

Rev. Bob

 

[Steve_Perry]

Pammy, you forgot L'Oreal condoms - "Because I'm worth it"

Hehe that list is an oldie but a goodie.

S.

 

[fuzzer]

Im shocked and offended . My young eyes are bulging lol


hehe , wonderful

 

[rirhill]

Pam
I love your work.
Don t tell me that you thought of all these?

Cheers
Ian

 

[pammy]

Rev Bob - very sorry your holyness, I'll make sure I say ten "Hail Mary's" and beg forgiveness, would that be in the vestry or the confessional

Fuzzer - "Shocked with young eyes bulging" - say no more
Steve - You're all worth it

Ian - now if I told you - things would never be the same again, but my boss is always telling me how good I am at my job

 

[Big al]

Just wanted to say hi to every one,does any know of a good place or webite to tune my c180? Thanks :bannana:

 

[Brian WH]

Just wanted to say hi to every one,does any know of a good place or webite to tune my c180? Thanks :bannana:

Post again in the Engine section, and try a search in their too mate.

 

[Motard]

Rev Bob - very sorry your holyness, I'll make sure I say ten "Hail Mary's" and beg forgiveness, would that be in the vestry or the confessional

This is such a serious matter it will have to be dealt with in the vestry.
Be sure to wear only the white smock like last time!

Bob

 

[pammy]

This is such a serious matter it will have to be dealt with in the vestry.
Be sure to wear only the white smock like last time!

Bob

Is that the clean one or the dirty one?

 

[Motard]

The clean one of course, I didn't invite Kinky!

Bob

 

[pammy]

The clean one of course, I didn't invite Kinky!

Bob

oh OK then

 

[Shude]

Did we forget Mars?

Their new advertising slogan is "pleasure you can't measure"

 

[sportyreptile]

I'll take a dozen pringles one please.

Oh, and an oxygen bottle and defribulator on standby.