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JOB-BLACK-RAT

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I have one TV in the house and BBC iplayer is not working.

My better half is on a marathon 'can I say chick?' TV night..an hour of, Got to Dance, two hours of Glee and still have Four Weddings USA to go.

Please

Help

Me

:crazy:
 
If you have one take the dog out for a long walk or the cat a long drag.

Put the lights on in garage and get it ready for the BM :ban:

Read a book. Swot up on tachos in case you need a re sit:eek:

Stay here and keep us company.
 
A few ways to soften this most difficult of evenings:

1. YouTube - Top Gear clips
2. Let off a big one if you can. Rate her response by speed of hand waving
3. Create a powercut. Or 5. Trip switching a few times will break the monotony
4. Get your ironing done...sorry, only joking of course
5. Bit more controversial...a well aimed missile at the TV - write it off. The "scorched earth" policy.

Hope that helps?
:cool:
 
If you have one take the dog out for a long walk or the cat a long drag.

Put the lights on in garage and get it ready for the BM :ban:

Read a book. Swot up on tachos in case you need a re sit:eek:

Stay here and keep us company.


Ah the BM is here (sorry again to all) but no garage or I'd be out there with the polish:D

And every heavy I stopped this week has been digital tach and iv only done analog:wallbash:
 
Large malt, book and relax.
 
The only time i watched that , i cried .... :rolleyes:

I could feel my life force ebbing away .....
 
Heavy? Heavy on speed - Heavy on blacked out windows. Me no understand Simon.

Never seen Glee in my life and no intentions of seeing it either.
 
Well, I'm just about to watch Starsky and Hutch (again!) with Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson! Hilarious film and worth watching several times! Enjoy your evening! :D
 
Heavy? Heavy on speed - Heavy on blacked out windows. Me no understand Simon.

Never seen Glee in my life and no intentions of seeing it either.


Sorry john, we do like our invented terms in the job. Heavy is an HGV.

And Glee,,,,, dont..just dont....ever and should your SWMBA turn it off use one of the options above:D
 
Stand at the end of your road in your full uniform with Hi-Viz on pointing at passing traffic with a hair dryer? :D


How on earth do you know I own a hair dryer...you'll be telling me you know its a Dryton G2000 uber de frizzer next ;)
 
Yeah his off crying again....seems the dad is not going to die now.

5 more mins of this then an hour of 4 Weddings:doh:
 

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