Another eBay item that should carry automatic death penalty

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But you can't deny the sound of a dump valve is awesome?

If I could have one with my SC I would.

wooooshhhh tsssssssssssssssssh

Ah yes, whilst charging hard to the background note of a powerful engine it is true that a proper dump valve (and not one of the twerped up noise maker versions that even have trumpets attached!) does add a certain magic.

But an electronic travesty at every gearchange? In slow moving traffic? In a Corsa/Nova/Saxo equipped with an engine that would disgrace a lawnmower??

Arrrrggghhhhh!! Fetch the blue windscreen washer jets.