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How can you tell it’s the lead guitarist who’s at the door?
First, he can’t find the key.
Second, he doesn’t know when to come in
 
How do you know the banging noise on the window is a vocalist?
They really don't know where to come in.
 
Oh the old ones are the best.

What do you call someone who's always hanging round with musicians?
The drummer.
 
What's black and blue, and lying in a ditch?
A guitarist that told too many drummer jokes.
 
Our drummer locked his keys in the car.
Took us two hours to get the bass player out.
 
Our drummer locked his keys in the car.
Took us two hours to get the bass player out.


That's not kind!!

Q:. What does a bass player use as a contraceptive?

A. His personality.

Q. What's the similarity between a bass solo and a tornado?

A. You can see them both coming a mile off, and there's naff all you can do about either of them.
 
For Vintage Gibson fans

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I bought a Westone Concord l off a fellow student in the mid 80s for £50. I’ve still got it and it may be worth £200 now. Japanese Westones are being appreciated now!
Quite light and easy to play.
Also got a 2014 les Paul classic with robot tuners. Derided when new but seem to have lost their stigma now. I find them very good. That’s a heavy beast compared with the westone but also easy to play. I use the westone out of choice mainly due to the weight!
Also got a Technics SX-P50 keyboard. Nice bit of retro kit as well!
 

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