Are you insured for sex?

[ringway]

Are you insured for sex?


THE best insurance companies for sex........


SEX with your wife - legal & general

SEX with your future wife - Mutual Trust

SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability

SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union

SEX on the telephone - Direct line

SEX with your biographer - Quote me happy

SEX in a hurry - Insure & go

SEX with your boyfriend - standard life

SEX with a transvestite - confused . com

SEX with someone different - go compare . com

SEX with an animal - compare the meerkat .. com

SEX with a fat bird - More Than

SEX on the back seat - sheila's wheels

SEX with an o.a.p - saga

SEX with a posh bird - privilege .com

SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union

SEX with your wife's sister - Swift Cover

 

[EDZ649]

Lol, you need to get out more Paul

 

[MOCAŠ]

Lol, you need to get out more Paul

If he's got a policy with each of the above companies, I don't think he'll be leaving the house in the foreseeable future.

 

[Bellow]

And for your very last liaison - Endsleigh.

 

[Charles Morgan]

Very good!

Sex with your GP's receptionist - Clerical and Medical

Sex with your postgraduate tutor - Aviva

Sex with your postman - Postipanki

Sex with a northerner - Esure

Sex with your PE teacher - Kwikfit

Sex with your valet - Footman James

Sex in a Dinghy - Covermyboat

 

[corned]

Sex in a Dinghy - Covermyboat

I thought that company was for insuring ugly people?

 

[219]

Sex with your parents/grandparents - Heritage

Sex north of the border - Scottish Widows

Safe Sex - Prudential

 

[moonloops]

Sex in the back of a Vauxhall - Aviva

 

[219]

Sex with a Scotsman - Northern Rock

 

[moonloops]

Sex with an alzheimers patient - Confused.com

 

[moonloops]

Sex with a scouse girl - Liverpool Victoria

 

[jonnyboy]

Hang on, insurance is for unforseen events, so I don't need this - as I can accurately forecast based on past experience that I have no chance of getting any......

 

[MOCAŠ]

Sex with your parents/grandparents - Heritage

Surely Heritage would cover liaisons between The Boss and his W124?

 

[moonloops]

Sex with a sailor - Admiral

 

[moonloops]

Sex with swingers - Groupama

 

[moonloops]

I'm not saying one for NIG insurance

 

[MOCAŠ]

Group sex – Primo

 

[moonloops]

Sex with a swiss - Zurich

 

[moonloops]

Insurance for not having sex - Virgin Insurance

 

[LTD]

Anyone insured by Virgin ?