Yaaawwwnnnn. Tesla fan boi cretin....
Im tired of the Tesla echo chamber. These are just shouty individuals who 15 years ago would have said 'look at those AMG idiots, who wants a car that goes that fast and makes all that racket? There is just no point, my (insert boring car here) goes from a to b briskly with out all that noise and brash thuggishness. We would rather spend the time on holiday in Tuscany or Dordogne than in a car...' That or just spotty programmer urchins sat behind a computer screen in a pile of pizza boxes masturbating to Tomb Raider video games.
These are people that don't care about cars, that wet their pants every year when the new iPad/iPhone/latest tech rolls out. The exact type of people that bought all those shit cars of your childhood and you thought to yourself 'who buys these, are they mad?' Well, that's Tesla fans. The sorts of people that though a new Allegro was a good alternative choice....
Name me a car, synonymous around the world with sporting prowess, luxury, build quality and desirability...it sure as hell is not Tesla that springs to mind, not even in the top 20. I get the straight line speed, its fun. But it's a one trick pony. The best bit is that Tesla press office ACTIVELY tell reporters not to emphasise something that Harris does very cheekily in the below video.... 0-60 is around 4 seconds normally but that pathetic 'Ludicrous+ mode' rubbish only makes it possible for 2.4 seconds to 60 after preheating the battery, which can take up to 45 minutes depending on ambient temperature!!!!! It's all an outright deception, its not even real world usable fast!!! But mention this to a Tesla freak and they immediately decry it as being fake news from an ICE biased media.... perfectly demonstrating what frothing idiots these people are.
Its a boring car. For boring city folk who have no friends nothing to talk about. There are cars for half the money that provide more involvement and enjoyment as well as a good ownership experience. These are the people that would never set foot in a dealership anyway, they would take a friend to help them buy a car, hence why the business model appeals to them so much and they love to blog about it. But its free market economy so people can have their choice and their opinion. I'm just tired of these folk ramming it down everyones neck who happens to disagree with them.
Im tired of the Tesla echo chamber. These are just shouty individuals who 15 years ago would have said 'look at those AMG idiots, who wants a car that goes that fast and makes all that racket? There is just no point, my (insert boring car here) goes from a to b briskly with out all that noise and brash thuggishness. We would rather spend the time on holiday in Tuscany or Dordogne than in a car...' That or just spotty programmer urchins sat behind a computer screen in a pile of pizza boxes masturbating to Tomb Raider video games.
These are people that don't care about cars, that wet their pants every year when the new iPad/iPhone/latest tech rolls out. The exact type of people that bought all those shit cars of your childhood and you thought to yourself 'who buys these, are they mad?' Well, that's Tesla fans. The sorts of people that though a new Allegro was a good alternative choice....
Name me a car, synonymous around the world with sporting prowess, luxury, build quality and desirability...it sure as hell is not Tesla that springs to mind, not even in the top 20. I get the straight line speed, its fun. But it's a one trick pony. The best bit is that Tesla press office ACTIVELY tell reporters not to emphasise something that Harris does very cheekily in the below video.... 0-60 is around 4 seconds normally but that pathetic 'Ludicrous+ mode' rubbish only makes it possible for 2.4 seconds to 60 after preheating the battery, which can take up to 45 minutes depending on ambient temperature!!!!! It's all an outright deception, its not even real world usable fast!!! But mention this to a Tesla freak and they immediately decry it as being fake news from an ICE biased media.... perfectly demonstrating what frothing idiots these people are.
Its a boring car. For boring city folk who have no friends nothing to talk about. There are cars for half the money that provide more involvement and enjoyment as well as a good ownership experience. These are the people that would never set foot in a dealership anyway, they would take a friend to help them buy a car, hence why the business model appeals to them so much and they love to blog about it. But its free market economy so people can have their choice and their opinion. I'm just tired of these folk ramming it down everyones neck who happens to disagree with them.
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