Authors now writing adverts?!?

[Steve320]

I just found my dream car... Search for yours via Auto Trader #DrivenByMe
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201506094159828

Lord Of The bl00dy Rings was a quicker read!

Mind you, a cracker of a car...

 

[E55BOF]

Just to get this straight; am I right in suspecting this to be an AMG (30, yes 30, mentions) CLK (9 mentions) 63 (7 mentions) with 481 bhp (4 mentions)?

 

[moonloops]

Looks like his/her caps lock key is stuck ON

 

[moonloops]

FULL UK CAR

Great because I hate it when only half a car is available..

 

[moonloops]

THIS IS NOW A TRUE COLLECTORS CAR

Super as I don't know many false collectors

 

[moonloops]

JUST 34,000 MILES WITH FULL FULL MERCEDES GUILDFORD SERVICE HISTORY

Double full is better than half full I guess

 

[bob6600]

Cream leather mentioned only 5 or 6 times

No wonder the advert is so long, it's like the ad is on a loop