Ban The Person Above You...

[renn.a]

Ban the pearson below me before they ban me and the one below them for banning someone who is banned.

 

[markjay]

Banned because there is a statuary blanket ban on blanket bans.

 

[jfhuk]

Banned for under the blanket banning

 

[Lennox]

Banned for being online while being banned! Switch off your phone and go play with the cars on the dual carriageway in your pants!!!

 

[markjay]

Banned for talking nonsense, jfhuk does not have a dual carriageway in his pants.

 

[Peter103]

Banned, because jfhuk may be a lady, and could be described as having a dual carriageway in her pants. Who knows? we don't!! .

 

[jfhuk]

Banned for sex discrimination and total inaccuracy.

 

[Antharro]

Banned for discriminating against people who discriminate.

(Also, "dual carriageway" above amuses me).

 

[Peter103]

Banned, indiscrimination!

 

[umedc]

 

[markjay]

Symbolic ban for speaking in symbols.

 

[Peter103]

Banned because symbolic, is an anagram of My bolics, which could be construed as offensive language by dyslexics.

 

[markjay]

Banned and bolics to that!

 

[Peter103]

Banned for my laughter, as said, this is a most serious forum. Fun & Games Not permitted.

 

[Antharro]

Banned for not permitting fun and games. Spoilsport. This is, however, a most serious forum, therefore this ban must be taken with all necessary seriousness and aplomb.

 

[markjay]

Banned for playing funny games. One wonders what else are you up to - Vorsprung Durch Technik??

 

[Lennox]

Banned for speaking complete sense on a Merc forum, my closet Audi lover!! Welcome to the dark side!

 

[fabes]

Banned for mentioning Audi and making me recall that RS7 that roared past me on a dual carriageway near Yeovil last week (and not that type of dual carriageway.....)

 

[Peter103]

Banned, because MJ & Mr L have admitted being in the closet together, and it looks like Fabes is considering a menage est trois, lm off on my bike! BIG BAN. One can never find a policeman when one needs one....?

 

[markjay]

Banned for advocating having a BIG BANG with men in uniform.