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This looks lovely, but knowing my luck I'd run out of beer, cigarettes or some other essentials. LINK.
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'The Shining' anyone?
Come live in the middle of nowhere, but with a spar just down the road
Imagine having your own island?!
Not likely!
Last time I went to a spar they called the police after I arrived in my trunks asking where the sauna was.
It was rubbish anyway, food piled up on shelves everywhere.
I'd have about 12 German Shepherds all free to roam the island. I'd have to round them up when my Tesco grocery delivery arrives though.
Bond villain territory.
Gags like that should lead to arrest...
If I had the money, I'd snap that up, - If I could get an internet connection to it...
Imagine having your own island?! The peace and serenity you'd have there is unattainable in even some of the most remote parts of the mainland.
I'd have about 12 German Shepherds all free to roam the island. I'd have to round them up when my Tesco grocery delivery arrives though.
I could safely play my favourite game of crossbow roulette. You fire it straight up into the air, instantly out of sight, then leg it in a random direction and cross everything you can.
I'm sick of trying to play it 'round 'ere. You just hear a random car alarm going off several streets away.
I'd put outdoor Concerts on... Imagine the LSO or The Rolling Stones for a night on there in summer!
You'd have to change ya Merc Mike:
You'd find the time to knock yourself up one of these...
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