Bird Flu arrives in UK

[glojo]

Poor Orville was admitted into hospital this morning saying, "I can't fly!!"

He has a high temperature and a severe dose of flu.

We all wish him well, and a speedy recovery.

John the bird man

 

[pammy]

lol - very good - totally stupid - but good

 

[KillerHERTZ]

 

[pammy]

K - that'd be this one then

 

[KillerHERTZ]

Doh! 2nd attempt:

 

[pammy]

yup - that one's been on before too, in the same thread - lol keep trying - it's giving me giggle anyway

 

[KillerHERTZ]

 

[pammy]

fantastic now I haven't seen that one before

 

[Spinal]

 

[glojo]

fantastic now I haven't seen that one before

hmmmm Orville would NEVER do that.

He's certainly giving someone the bird.

John

 

[machasm]

After all the doom and gloom recently its good to see a light hearted thread.
The Turkey one made me LOL.
Thanks guys.
Mac.

 

[Ashley]

We have a packing station licence and more then one chicken. The compensation chq will certainly help with the Big Move and then I find out the threads a joke .

 

[Thmsshaun]

Only just read this. Fantastic

 

[glojo]

A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.

Bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."

Lion says: "if I roar in the desert, the entire desert is afraid of me."

Says the chicken:

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"big deal I only have to cough, and the entire planet s***'s itself."

 

[Bad Bee]

Very Good

 

[Palfrem]

The Irish Air Force are stepping into the fray against Bird Flu....they plan to bomb the Canary Islands..........................

 

[pammy]

Brilliant

 

[Simon]

I can't imagine who would want this! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BIRD-FLU-LICENCE-PLATE-REGISTRATION-MARK-HN51-FLU_W0QQitemZ6609444809QQcategoryZ421QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

[SEM]

I can't imagine who would want this! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BIRD-FLU-LICENCE-PLATE-REGISTRATION-MARK-HN51-FLU_W0QQitemZ6609444809QQcategoryZ421QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

That's a really naff plate, not worth £250 at the best IMO