Blonde joke time again.....

[PJH]

Why do blondes have more fun ?
Because they're more easily impressed.

How do a blonde's brain cells die ?
Lonely.

Why do blondes make bad dairy farmers ?
Because they can't keep to calves together.

Whu don't blondes look out of the window in the morning ?
They'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Two blondes girls walk into a building...
....You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Why did the blonde swap her car for a convertable ?
She wanted the extra legroom.

What's the difference between a clever blonde and a dumb blonde ?
The clever blondes have dark roots showing.

 

[pammy]

the fifth one made me chuckle

 

[PJH]

the fifth one made me chuckle

Why did the blonde swap her car for an SLK ?
She wanted the extra legroom.

That any better ?

 

[Flyer]

You want blonde jokes? ...

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping and her and asking if someone else could have a go. The blonde spins around and shouts in her face: "Can't you see I'm winning."

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Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first blond said "These look like deer tracks," and the other one said, "No, they look like moose tracks." They argued and argued fora while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "shut up...you're next!"

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Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

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What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
They drowned in Spring training.

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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! they spelled MACYS wrong.

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Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.

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Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

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Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice?
Because it said 'concentrate'.

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A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde woman finally reached shore completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and coffee she remarked, "I don't want to complain, but I think those other two girls used their arms."