pammy
MB Enthusiast
- Joined
- Dec 2, 2003
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- Location
- North Yorkshire
- Car
- hers - slk 320, his - dull diesel BMW fleet :/, Xtrail, Honda CBR 1100xx, Yamaha YZF600, Ribble Road
A plane is on it's way to Melbourne when Christine, a blondie in Economy Class, gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde passenger, as she paid for Economy she will have to go and sit in the back. Blondie replies,
"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!"
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the Captain and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an Economy place and she will have to leave and return to her original seat.
The blonde replies
"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!"
Exasperated, the co-pilot goes back and tells the Captain that it was no use and perhaps he should have the Police waiting when they land to arrest the blonde woman that won't listen to reason. The Captain says,
"You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I was married to one once and learned to speak blonde."
He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says
"Oh! I'm sorry - I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked the Captain what he said to make her move without any fuss. The Captain smiled and said,
"I told her the First Class section isn't going to Melbourne!"
"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!"
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the Captain and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an Economy place and she will have to leave and return to her original seat.
The blonde replies
"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!"
Exasperated, the co-pilot goes back and tells the Captain that it was no use and perhaps he should have the Police waiting when they land to arrest the blonde woman that won't listen to reason. The Captain says,
"You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I was married to one once and learned to speak blonde."
He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says
"Oh! I'm sorry - I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked the Captain what he said to make her move without any fuss. The Captain smiled and said,
"I told her the First Class section isn't going to Melbourne!"