Blonde puzzle?

[Alex Argent]

Sorry Guys (and very sorry (blonde) Gals)

The jigsaw puzzle.


A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.

I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in

and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He

studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her

and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to

assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice

cup of tea, and then....." he sighed………………………………





































………………”let's put all these Frosties back in the box".

 

[Brian WH]

Sounds like someone we all know.

Runs for cover..................

 

[Steve_Perry]

Sounds like someone we all know.

Runs for cover..................

It can take months to recover from a handbagging, or so I'm told


He's hiding over there ---->

BTW top joke Alex

S.

 

[Brian WH]

It can take months to recover from a handbagging, or so I'm told .

I should be so lucky.

He's hiding over there ---->

<<-------------No over there.

 

[PJH]

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There he is *a**y !!!!!

 

[pammy]

he he

Funnily enough - I tried this puzzle myself today - but hubby wouldn't play - sucked it up the hoover instead


PS - Brian - I can see yoooo - your toes are sticking out!!

 

[PJH]

PS - Brian - I can see yoooo - your toes are sticking out!!

That's It !! She's seen you !! The crowds are gathering for the showdown !!

 

[pammy]

now - which bag to use - hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Ian B Walker]

Want me to post that picture of Pammy's handbag that Ray (Kikkthekat) and I saw while in the Hotel before the Skid Pan GTG?

 

[kikkthecat]

Want me to post that picture of Pammy's handbag that Ray (Kikkthekat) and I saw while in the Hotel before the Skid Pan GTG?

Nobody deserves handbagging with that... not even if the batteries are flat.

 

[Brian WH]

not even if the batteries are flat.

Pammy's batteries are never flat, she is always a live wire.

PS - Brian - I can see yoooo - your toes are sticking out

OK Pam I give in where is the meet. Or do you forgive me.

 

[pammy]

Pammy's batteries are never flat, she is always a live wire.

Duracell you see

OK Pam I give in where is the meet. Or do you forgive me.

oh - go on then - I'll let you off - this once only mind!!

 

[Brian WH]

Phew got away with that one. Ta

 

[Alex Argent]

Oh dear me

Seems that I've opened a real can of worms here.

The next one is definitely going to be a brunette joke! Now, let's think ........No, can't think of any just yet.......

Sorry Pammy, seems like I may owe you some AA's (batteries that is, not me )

 

[PJH]

I seem to recall this as a 'David Beckham' joke, but then of course he is Blonde too.....