pammy
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and I could have been any of them:
Three blondes were applying for the last available position on the Texas
Highway Patrol.
The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and
said, "So ya'll want to be a cop, eh?"
The blondes all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a file folder.
Sitting back down, he opened it up and pulled out a picture, and said, "To
be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice
things such as distinguishing features and oddities such as scars, etc."
So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew
it after about 2 seconds. "Now," he said, "Did you notice any
distinguishing features about the man?"
The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"
The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in
this picture! It's a profile of his face!"
"You're dismissed!" The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the
office.
The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face
for 2 seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you? Notice anything
unusual or outstanding about this man?"
"Yes! He only has one ear!"
The detective put his head in his hand and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what
I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course
you can only see one ear! You're excused, too!" The second blonde
sheepishly walked out of the office.
The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said,
"This is probably a waste of time, but....
He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it,
saying "All right. Did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about
this man?"
The blonde said, "I did. This man wears contact lenses."
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking
at some of the papers in the folder.
He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're
absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could
you tell that by looking at this picture?"
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well DUH, with only one eye and one
ear, he certainly can't wear glasses!"
Three blondes were applying for the last available position on the Texas
Highway Patrol.
The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and
said, "So ya'll want to be a cop, eh?"
The blondes all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a file folder.
Sitting back down, he opened it up and pulled out a picture, and said, "To
be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice
things such as distinguishing features and oddities such as scars, etc."
So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew
it after about 2 seconds. "Now," he said, "Did you notice any
distinguishing features about the man?"
The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"
The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in
this picture! It's a profile of his face!"
"You're dismissed!" The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the
office.
The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face
for 2 seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you? Notice anything
unusual or outstanding about this man?"
"Yes! He only has one ear!"
The detective put his head in his hand and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what
I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course
you can only see one ear! You're excused, too!" The second blonde
sheepishly walked out of the office.
The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said,
"This is probably a waste of time, but....
He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it,
saying "All right. Did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about
this man?"
The blonde said, "I did. This man wears contact lenses."
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking
at some of the papers in the folder.
He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're
absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could
you tell that by looking at this picture?"
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well DUH, with only one eye and one
ear, he certainly can't wear glasses!"
