BMW joke for your enjoyment

[Philirv]

I'm Irish so I have licence to tell this joke, in fact, I think I worked in this petrol station at one point !:



On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol
station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant,
obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner
completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top of the mornin' to yer,
sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to
pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket
onto the ground. "What are those?, asks the attendant. "They're called
tees" replies Tiger. "Well, what on the god's earth are dey for?" inquires
the Irishman. "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says
Tiger. "Begorrah", says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything."

 

[mapleleaf]

chuckle

 

[pluggers]

:bannana:

 

[sportyreptile]

You sold the motor then?

 

[Philirv]

Yes, a guy coming from the Shetland Islands to pick it up today !

I got the price I wanted originally so I'm well 'appy. Although it's such a fabulous car, I'm really sorry about selling it

 

[Richard W]

:bannana: :bannana:

Yes, you even get a little storage clip for the tees.....