BMW M3 burns off Dodgy baged E350 CDI

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  1. glojo

    glojo Hardcore MB Enthusiast

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    :p :p To those that call me argumentative.

    I got into my trusty BMW M3 steed and scoured the highways and bye ways of the United Kingdom looking for an E55 that might be badged as a CDI.

    How would I know the CDI was not all it made out to be?

    Easy peasy... just by looking at the exhausts pipes and of course the badging.

    I had tuned my 250cc BMW M3 to its highest state. One thrust upon the kick-start made the engine purr. away I went looking, looking looking.








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    Eureka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :devil: :devil:










    Found the blighter. This car was quite clearly not what it appeared to be?

    [​IMG]

    How many CDI's have we seen with such shoddy badging? EIGHT exhausts pipes was too much for me..... So after a quick cup of tea :)
    and a pea (I'm a vegetarian :rolleyes: :D )


    The challenge was made:

    [​IMG]


    Off onto the highways we roared. No quarter asked, and the speedo soared.



    My car was soon the victor, the AMG was exposed, no answer to the agile, nubile fit young man who steered his car without a frown.

    This BMW M3 will be a legend and will be there to race, anyone that can stand the pace.

    We are at present having a lark, and can be seen waiting at your local Tesco park.

    [​IMG]


    Regards
    John the argumentative
     
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    john the argumentative..

    You were very lucky as 3 of my exhausts were malfunctioning due to the problems with the dylithium crystals.

    Im going to stop patrolling your neck of the woods until I get the cdi badge changed to glx 4x4 and the puddle lights changed from purple to a faster blue...
     
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    glojo

    glojo Hardcore MB Enthusiast

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    :D Moi?? My clever son is just 'tampering with my pictures :)

    I'll pm you the new version to see what one you prefer? ;)

    Don't drink and drive take pills and flyyyyyyy :)

    Regards,
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