A quiz for people with far too much time on their hands, written by someone who is sitting, totally bored, at work. Name the song that couldn't exist if… eg: Dolly Parton worked the night shift = 9 to 5 1. Alice lived in the house across the street. 2. The Jacksons blamed it on the sunshine. 3. Bruce Springsteen was Canadian. 4. Chesney Hawkes had a twin. 5. The Nolans felt like a nice sit down. 6. Blondie's internal organs were quite normal. 7. The Boomtown Rats liked all the days of the week equally. 8. Ernest made doorstep deliveries slowly. 9. Billy Joel was a pyromaniac. 10. The Proclaimers had flat feet. 11. Sally couldn't drive. 12. Cher was Dr.Who's new assistant. 13. All the streets had signposts. 14. Paul Young didn't have a hat. 15. Stevie Wonder didn't have 10p for the phone. 16. There was a power cut on the Avenue where Eddy Grant was. 17. Starship built proper foundations. 18. S Club 7 stopped moving. 19. Freddy Mercury didn't kill a man. 20. Rod Stewart travelled by plane. 21. Jackson Browne filled his car with petrol. 22. The Beatles relied on themselves whatever the emergency. 23. Bob Marley had complete, non violent respect for law and order. 24. Elvis Presley was always barefoot. 25. Melody enjoyed a bit of bondage with the Righteous Brothers. 26. The Sex Pistols believed in democracy. 27. The Ronettes always checked the weather forecast before going outside. 28. The Who were all shortsighted. 29. Patsy Cline kept herself together. 30. Bill Haley wanted an early night.