Caption Competition

[timskemp]

Wittiest, clean and family friendly comment gets to (a) be the caption for this photo on my facebook album and (b) not much else...

 

[grober]

Watch Tower readers should note that Armageddon will not take place next week. This was due to a typographical error at the printers.

 

[Charles Morgan]

Someone's knocking at the door, someone's ringing my bell

 

[corned]

Olly attempts a crude disguise to PCS's premises as he realises he has allowed too many people to attend today's GTG.

 

[JOB-BLACK-RAT]

[/QUOTE]

Ministry school canceled due to DJ being in a trance

 

[HR17]

Please be patient and form an orderly que. Places are strictly limited.

 

[HR17]

Times likely to vary in the event of the second coming.

 

[artyman]

Please be patient and form an orderly que. Places are strictly limited.

Have thy nearly reached the 144,000 then

 

[developer]

Ministry school canceled due to DJ being in a trance [/QUOTE]

I get you JBR - very clever

 

[Meldrew2]

NEW!!! Black Tippex!!!
Fully approved for ecclesiastical use.
Not available from stationers.
Being sold door-to-door in your area, now!
Buy ten, and get a free magazine.​

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[moonloops]

Mickey the sign-writer was ordered not to put on the board the regular Thursday Suppression of free speech and thought classes.

 

[developer]

Wittiest, clean and family friendly comment gets to (a) be the caption for this photo on my facebook album and (b) not much else...

Police are investigating the foul act of blackout graffitti on HornDean Jehovah's property.

There's scant evidence, however, as the hall was empty at the time, meaning...............

wait for it, wait for it........................























There were no Witnesses :bannana:

 

[Colin_b]

Jehova, huh?

YouTube - Monty Python's "Life of Brian" (Stoned to death...)

 

[timskemp]

Jehova, huh?

YouTube - Monty Python's "Life of Brian" (Stoned to death...)

Whenever I hear of being stoned to death I always think it must be a quite mellow way to go.

 

[englishdas]

Have thy nearly reached the 144,000 then

Insider knowledge there eh?

Gotta say I'm declaring myself out of this one, having been previously brainwashed by this bunch, before I saw the light (excuse the pun)...

In fact, stuff it... how about

"And on the fifth day, God decided to just have the two meetings, as three seemed a bit too extravagant"

Sorry, it's the best I could do.

 

[artyman]

Insider knowledge there eh?

.................

No, outsider knowledge

 

[englishdas]

lol

 

[ringway]

They are Olly's best customers.

Their engines are always knocking.

 

[developer]

This religious post needs a resurrection

 

[JOB-BLACK-RAT]

Think it died a death