Caption Competition

[Oily Rag]

This doesn't look like the channel tunnel. Says fleeing granny, after attempting to escape the country after daring raid on Tesco biscuit aisle. !!!,

 

[Tiff]

Toyota unintended acceleration recall extended to their single seater models.

 

[MercFanUk]

"Oh, bugger."

 

[MOCAŠ]

Lorraine lies mainly on the drain.

Surely that should be "Lorraine in pain lies mainly on the drain"...

 

[MOCAŠ]

"I'm a calamity - get me out of here!"

 

[LTD]

"I thought the blue areas were for Disabled Parking"

 

[tpwuk]

The car chase sequences in Ronin 2 just aren't to the same standard as the original movie.

 

[MOR8A]

After having 3 hours to contemplate her dilemma, Doris drew the conclusion that pavement was not the place to be pulling doughnuts with the traction off.

 

[BaldGuy]

we....... we...... we will not be moved!!!

 

[MD5]

Davros's experiment to create a super species of Dalek, mated with the upper shell of a double decker bus, goes tragically wrong.

 

[corned]

Belting response, chaps! Well done to all. There are many excellent suggestions, and most made me chuckle.

My own offering, not part of the judging of course, is:

Antony Gormley's less successful project "Angel of the North Circular" encounters technical difficulties.

Judging tomorrow.

 

[Mad4Coupes]

Headline: "Clarksons mum gives up on sons latest Top Gear off-road challange"

 

[Noodle-Pulp]

Me as PM? I'm more likely to fall down a 3ft crack in the pavement.

 

[T7RY B]

10 items or less it said in this aisle!
All this 'cos I had 12!!!

 

[WDB124066]

There's nothing about this in the F*****ing manual?

What would Lassie do?

 

[grober]

Had an accident at work that wasn't your fault? Driven your mobility scooter into a hole dug by a company whose operating profits last year rose by 30 per cent to £1.28bn?
Sue Grabbit and Runne personal injury solicitors want to hear from you now! You've hit Paydirt!

 

[tpwuk]

Real image from Roswell, June 14, 1947

 

[WDB124066]

Pensioner swears she only had one drink!

 

[219]

Mercedes' new P Class fails the 'elk test' .

 

[marty359]

Thelma was shocked at how much difference her Angel remap had made.

"A vast improvement over my previous nitrous oxide kit" she said.