Caption Competition

[WDB124066]

Minister announces drink riding laws for OAP's

 

[WDB124066]

"Gin & Tonic please, young man"

 

[corned]

And the winner is...

Time to call it!

Thanks to everyone for some fantastic suggestions. They were all good, but some were better.

Mentioned-In-Dispatches awarded to EDZ649 and wemorgan for the following:

Hilda was dissapointed with her new all terrain tyres...

Despite her recent track day, Ethel still has some lessons to learn about lift-off over steer.

But the winner is MOCAŠ, for perfecting ringway's earlier suggestion:

Surely that should be "Lorraine in pain lies mainly on the drain"...

MOCAŠ - it's over to you... :bannana:

 

[grober]

After the FIA' s insistence on the use of increased weights in the front basket deflection test the scooter had become almost unmanageable in 180mph bends. Sorry couldn't resist.

 

[MOCAŠ]

But the winner is MOCAŠ, for perfecting ringway's earlier suggestion.
MOCAŠ - it's over to you... :bannana:

May I just say how deeply humbled I am to accept this award. I would like to thank my parents, who sowed the seed of my genius all those years ago; Mr Wellington, who taught me how to use the English language proper; and my computer, without which none of this would have been possible. But I clearly owe my greatest debt of gratitude to ringway, whose originality I shamelessy exploited. Ringway - please join me on the podium - I share this prize with you. (What is the prize, by the way?)

A new image that's crying out for a caption will appear here shortly.

 

[MOCAŠ]

OK, captions please:

 

[Noodle-Pulp]

Finally, proof that mobile phones can affect driving ability.

 

[Noodle-Pulp]

Motorola fail at first attempt at in-car phone.

 

[AMG-Al]

MERCEDES BENZ - A surprise in every airbag.

 

[grober]

Troubled with human infestation? Got a beanstalk in your garden you don't want? Fee-fi-fo-fum solutions provide a continuous 24/7 service to rid your castle of these pests. Hello caller ----- are you still there?

 

[LTD]

'It's good to talk'

 

[EDZ649]

The flip side of Mercedes Ownership...

 

[tpwuk]

The new E-Class is a lot smaller that its predecessor.

 

[trapperjohn]

Does this mean we are officially "engaged"

 

[EDZ649]

The improvement in signal strength was far greater than anyone had expected...

 

[tpwuk]

My only gripe with the new in-car mobile phone from Motorolla, is that it doesn't look like original equipment to me.

 

[T7RY B]

Right then Sir,
that will be £60 and 3 points on your licence.

 

[tpwuk]

"Oh Bo||ocks" said Gulliver. He was always dropping his mobile.

 

[corned]

I always said that Dom Joly didn't deserve a driving licence.

 

[MercFanUk]

Richard Hammond regrets ordering relatively sized car...