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    OK,
    Time to call this one. Some great entries, topical ones included. But I think there can only be one winner - the stand-out entry for me from a man clearly in the finest of punning form is

    It's got a Tree Litre engine and an Autumn-matic gearbox.

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    There's been no entries for the last 2 days, so I guess it's time to judge.

    Third place for this topical and fund-raising answer:
    Second place for this initial and abbreviated answer:
    But the winner has to be this recycled, and yet completely apt answer:
    Over to you, Paul!
     
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