Caption Competition

[Peter103]

"Don't do as i do, do as i tell you."

 

[Denis O]

It's a good job my elongated right foot was able to obscure the number plate; otherwise, heaven forbid, someone would have been able to clone my reg.

 

[tangey]

Carlsberg don't do rapid response units, but if they did......

 

[markjay]

Keep them coming!

 

[CLSMark]

Police van photobombs guy enjoying a pint


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[Flyinspanner]

Yes in America they do coffee & doughnuts..... we are a little more relaxed

 

[tangey]

The new guy had a lot to learn about covert surveillance.

 

[markjay]

The Pun of The Year Award goes to:

A-Class act!

The Italian Mob Inspired Caption Award goes to:

You toucha my car, I shoota yo face

The Guinness-Inpired Caption Award goes to:

Carlsberg don't do rapid response units, but if they did......

In 3rd Place:

Yes in America they do coffee & doughnuts..... we are a little more relaxed

In 2nd Place:

" I only drink like a fish because I have this flipper on my foot"

In 1st Place:

Yes so anyway we tidied that pond up.

Over to our antipodean member!

 

[Flyinspanner]

Query..... pond? was that for the the current picture or the previous?

 

[Lennox]

Yeah I'm also not getting the caption? Is it referencing a film? Feeling stupid (not unusual)

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[WDB124066]

Try this one out for a mid week special, I won't be offended by anybodies comments on the particular subject matter so don't hold back on your particular line.

 

[markjay]

Query..... pond? was that for the the current picture or the previous?

My understanding was that this is a caption for the current photo, cleverly referencing the previous one?

I.e. the police officer resting with a beer having dealt with the road hazzard from the previous photo.

Maybe I was over-thinking it...?

Either way... whether intentional or not... I liked the end-result

 

[WDB124066]

Go back in time Luke, go back in time...we live in a four dimensional universe - so far, don't forget to use all four dimensions to look at a picture.

 

[WDB124066]

I'll start if you like.

"Get me the President!"

 

[Flyinspanner]

And you tell those Canadians, were gonna build a wall there too, ....and bring me some covfefe, the biggliest type.

 

[Flyinspanner]

“Mommy, they’re giving me that sad look again”.....

 

[Flyinspanner]

“...so that’s six strippers, a case of Moët, and then get the chopper ready at 14:30, ...yeah the golf course....”

 

[WDB124066]

...why!? Because I'm the President and you're not - now get me that dxxx chopper!

 

[Lennox]

Try this one out for a mid week special, I won't be offended by anybodies comments on the particular subject matter so don't hold back on your particular line.

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Jesus..... Not a Jeffrey too....

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[Lennox]

Da, vse sobirayetsya planirovat', oni nichego ne podozrevayut moy prezident

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