Caption Competition

[markjay]

"Can you please explain again how exactly did Max Mosley use this steering wheel as a sex toy??"

 

[WDB124066]

RSVP Max! Suppose we'll be needing uniform.

 

[GeeJayW]

"...pull this lever here, it activates the front-wing camera and you get a shot of the grid girls knickers on this little monitor!"

 

[Deleted96908]

Last orders for captions please folks - closing tomorrow at noon.

 

[markjay]

"And you say you got it off James Stunt's car? Are you sure he didn't notice?"

 

[Deleted96908]

Excellent guys - you clearly know your F1 subject matter.

Second place falls to - and can't you just imagine the both of them saying it:

This button is for a robust French red wine.....and this one for a cheeky Pinot Grizio

And the winner, which just about sums up Briatore & Ecclestone, as excellent as F1 otherwise is, is:

"...and when the driver releases the clutch, the lights on the gantry go off."

Well done @GeeJayW. Pole position in this one.

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[GeeJayW]

Thanks...

I'll have a dig about for a suitable pic.

 

[markjay]

Thanks...

I'll have a dig about for a suitable pic.

Hint: from experience, the unsuitable ones work best

 

[WDB124066]

Do we have permission for all this guys... I mean.... you know...!

 

[Deleted96908]

Do we have permission for all this guys... I mean.... you know...!

You can't add a caption before the photo has gone up. Not even a dead cert winner like that one ^

 

[WDB124066]

Darn Pineal Gland must be acting up again!

 

[GeeJayW]

Not sure if this in the right vein, but here you go:

 

[Flyinspanner]

Barry has the fastest lawnmower in the UK.

 

[WDB124066]

Yes well if you tie into the radiator the suit will keep you warm - now if there's a little track I can make around here then I can remember to take it later when really pushing for the lead.

 

[WDB124066]

"Blades Down!"

 

[WDB124066]

This steering wheel is upside down again!

 

[kianok]

Testing of the new airbag suit begins.

 

[markjay]

H&S strikes again! The new Michelin commercial became utterly pointless after F1 bosses insisted that the Michelin Man could not be seen driving an F1 car without full protective gear.

 

[DoberMan]

IF ONLY CARLSBERG DID LAWNMOWERS....

 

[markjay]

That's what happens when a driver gets tired.