Caption Competition

[Deleted member 139143]

He nose something doesn't smell right, but just can't get his head round it.

 

[WDB124066]

Yes well with all this cheap coke we're getting it pays to take precautions.

 

[Harrythedog]

I wonder who's put his nose out of joint

 

[Flyinspanner]

Well officer,.. he then said he was gonna knock the snot out of me, and punched me really hard, right in the face....

 

[rtfm]

Short back and sides - and trim the nose hair please...

 

[WDB124066]

Pays well.

 

[WDB124066]

Couldn't angle the nostrals downwards there old boy could you....

 

[snipez999]

Ok so a quick result on this one to allow another go before the festive break
3rd

Forgotten something................not to worry, I'll just pick my brain.

2nd

"Well, just off the top of my head I reckon that smells like Old Spice mate!"

Our winner is:

Word snorkelling champion accused of cheating.

 

[kianok]

Thanks @snipez999

Here goes....

 

[markjay]

"F*****g hell, the nearst Post Office still open is now 60 miles away!"

 

[DoberMan]

Santa's new delivery service, VESPA.

VeryExtraSpecialPresentsArrive.

 

[rtfm]

Reindeer strike my ars* - I’ll show ‘em !


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[GeeJayW]

That's not funny Rudolph you b******d. Come back with me sleigh!

 

[Steveml63]

Police warn that moped gangs have resorted to new disguises for the Christmas season

 

[tangey]

Did the getaway driver have any distinguishing features ?......

 

[rtfm]

Christmas shopping! Don’t you just love it!


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[DoberMan]

kianok arrives late..............as usual.

 

[kianok]

kianok arrives late..............as usual.

Forgot about this, it was last year in my defence

"F*****g hell, the nearst Post Office still open is now 60 miles away!"

Over to you @markjay

 

[markjay]

Thank you kianok! Photo coming-up soon....

 

[markjay]

Go on then....: