Caption Competition

[Darren1717]

P&O Ferries test their new ‘Anti Immigration’ device, in preparation of a no-deal Brexit

 

[tangey]

Got a lot of chuckles from the responses, but now to my weighty judging responsibilites.

In 3rd place

Parktronic, works a treat mate.

In a very close 2nd place

A bridge too car?

But the winner is:-

"It's my new Tesla... I programmed the GPS for Calais and put it in auto-pilot mode..."

Cheques are in the post

 

[markjay]

Thank you Tangey!

I offer you this image:

 

[WDB124066]

That's just plain naughty MJ but they do look stylish don't they...

Good Gad man is that mud on my shoe, I know darling I have the same by the looks of it, now where's that shoeshine lady, she'll be along in a minute dear...

 

[kianok]

Blasted sun. Going to cause an accident one day.

 

[Darren1717]

Liz luv, the roofs on these things an’ ‘arf strong

 

[WDB124066]

Don't leave home without Polaroid, your first line of defence.

 

[WDB124066]

The Russians are coming!

 

[WDB124066]

Would you remove your shoe from my tyre or I'll put my heal on your peg.

 

[WDB124066]

Is that the new S-Class!

 

[WDB124066]

Feeling twitchy at the polo, dear?

 

[moonloops]

Yes dear it does look like a zoo, but I believe it's actually called Luton

 

[GeeJayW]

Is that an incoming Suzuki Rhino darling?

 

[Peter103]

If one looks really carefully Betty, one can see a few peasants over there. Don't you mean Pheasants Phil?
No dear, Peasants!

 

[DoberMan]

"I told you to phone the RAC not the AA!"

 

[GeeJayW]

Is that an incoming Suzuki Rhino darling?

No, I think it's a Kia...

 

[Harrythedog]

Philip I'm looking for the words "I'm Sorry" but there's no sign of them

 

[markjay]

"Look dear, they have a winner!"

In 3rd place…:

Yes dear it does look like a zoo, but I believe it's actually called Luton

In 2nd place…:

Liz luv, the roofs on these things an’ ‘arf strong

But in 1st place…:

Blasted sun. Going to cause an accident one day.

"I say, Well Done, kianok!"

 

[kianok]

@markjay Cheers old boy!

Here goes....

 

[moonloops]

Sheik rattle and fowl.