Caption Competition

[addbuyer]

Don’t drink too many Hofmeisters else you will end up following the bear

 

[MissyD]

Some good ones guys, keep them coming ...

 

[Meldrew2]

The bear was very hungry. He really fancied a chocolate biscuit. Sadly, he misunderstood the advert... and discovered that this is NOT the way to "P P P P Pick up a Penguin"

 

[Wearsthefoxhat]

Ah, my apologies. I thought you said “chilli”.


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[Mr. B]

I bet he drinks Carling Black Label

 

[Mr. B]

All because his lady didn’t like Milk Tray

 

[Mr. B]

Ok, here we go...

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Just having 5 minutes before the next shift starts...

 

[Deleted member 139143]

The day after a good session. you just have to grin and BEAR it.

 

[markjay]

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Bi-polar bear.

 

[markjay]

....with partial credit to Mr. B

 

[ringway]

"Hello?
Hello?

I haven't got anything to stand on.

Will someone down there please throw my Foxes Glacier Mint back up?"

 

[Mr. B]

Deadpoo...lar 4.

 

[GeeJayW]

Some days, I just can’t be Rsed!

 

[MissyD]

Anymore? entries close Friday 9 pm

 

[MissyD]

The winner is...

Serve you right for having too many snowballs last night.

Over to you @Monkeylegend

 

[Monkeylegend]

The winner is...


Over to you @Monkeylegend

Hehe, this is the first time I have won anything on the internet, I am honoured

Now it is confession time, I don't have a clue how to post pictures to my embarrassment so hoping one of you kind souls could oblige instead so this thread doesn't die an undignified death.

 

[Lennox]

Here's three to pick from
1. BERNIE
2. Rock
3. Crash

 

[Flyinspanner]

Chris Rock: “Hey bitch, you left the price tag on!”

Crash: “And the award for best use of a selfie stick in a smoking related crash goes to.....”

Bernie: It looks like another Ecclestone might get her ‘baubles’ snatched!

 

[markjay]

Crash:

"My car is smoking".

 

[Monkeylegend]

Thanks guys and gals.

Crash............ Now is not the time to get an erection.