"So Paddy, let me get this right. You say got a call from 'Kumar from Microsoft Support', and he told you to cut the rails and move the track 6 feet to the East... is that it?"
In 2nd place paying homage to any old engineers"Pete, you will never again organise the track day."
The winner for a double entryFFS, how many times have we said 1metre = 39.25 inches not 36!
Over to you Meldrew2"Okay, this is where we will put the chicane"
Huawei get their revenge for being kicked out of the UK's 5G network with their design for HS2.