Caption Competition

[markjay]

Well hello Mr Bond. My name is Astra Zeneca...

 

[markjay]

"No no, please go ahead. I said I was anti-vaxxer, not anti-vixen"

 

[markjay]

The new COVID-passport requires a completely different photo format.

 

[ringway]

Flash Gordon and Syringe The Merciless.

 

[GeeJayW]

Not quite the little pr!ck I had in mind Miss Moneypenny!

 

[markjay]

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did she use the full dose or half-dose?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is the AstraZeneca/Oxford ChAdOx1 nCoV-19, the most powerful COVID-19 vaccine in the world, and would blow your COVID clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?"

 

[markjay]

"Please get dressed, Mr Bond, I said operation Moonshot, not Mooning..."

 

[Phillipe]

ChrisEdu forgets to wipe his browsing history

 

[ChrisEdu]

ChrisEdu forgets to wipe his browsing history

And now you know I'm a Russian spy!

 

[Phillipe]

"Even with a local anaesthetic, it was still rather uncomfortable/painful, and the sensation of having something pushed through muscle was not nice" said the nurse.

 

[grober]

Who makes your enema? I have no idea sir, but some of the other nurses have nicknamed it the Baikonur Rocket Booster. Now just try to relax

 

[ChrisEdu]

Anymore entries!? Will judge by the end of the year!

 

[ChrisEdu]

Congratulations to Markjay for several good entries. I particularly liked the Bond references. So, over to you to see in 2021!

 

[markjay]

Thank you kindly....

Here you go:

 

[Flyinspanner]

When I asked her to lift up her mini, I meant the skirt!

 

[ringway]

Avis - Car Higher.

 

[GeeJayW]

Early hydrogen fuelled prototype.

 

[hgb]

That's not what I meant when I asked if you understood cars

 

[ringway]

No wonder she's called "Jackie".

 

[DoberMan]

Click Bait.

Blonde lifts mini in street.