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Well hello Mr Bond. My name is Astra Zeneca...
 

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The new COVID-passport requires a completely different photo format.
 

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"I know what you're thinking: 'Did she use the full dose or half-dose?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is the AstraZeneca/Oxford ChAdOx1 nCoV-19, the most powerful COVID-19 vaccine in the world, and would blow your COVID clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?"
 

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"Please get dressed, Mr Bond, I said operation Moonshot, not Mooning..."
 

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"Even with a local anaesthetic, it was still rather uncomfortable/painful, and the sensation of having something pushed through muscle was not nice" said the nurse.
 

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Who makes your enema? I have no idea sir, but some of the other nurses have nicknamed it the Baikonur Rocket Booster. Now just try to relax
 

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Thank you kindly....

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