Caption Competition

[MOCAŠ]

Special mention for markjay, with his deft enhancement of the image to deliver this line:

Police say they are treating the mysterious death of the news presenter known for his strong anti Native-American views, as suspicious.

Bravery award goes to LTD for:

Oh God, it's another C63 thread on MBClub ...

In third place is Aerialmark:

Female broadcaster to Director :"Look I don,t think he has got the hang of this 24hour news will somebody tell him he is allowed to go home !"

Second place belongs to grober:

Look ----I wasn't kidding when I said you needed new bifocals.

But there can be only one winner:

Snooze at Ten

Back to you, Harrythedog!

 

[Harrythedog]

Thank you Mocas.

Now for what I think is known as a blank canvas so pick your topic

 

[Mozzer]

It's still a half-hearted salute Angela, but its better than your last attempt

 

[grober]

Good evening ladies and gentlemen--tonight---- live from the G8 Wheel Tappers and Shunter's club Camp David for one night only I give you --- Mystic Merkel !

Goode Abend meine Damen und Herren is there anyone in tonight from Greece? A yes! --- up there at the back--- super smashing lovely- your name----- Antonis Samaras Right Antonis may I call you that----- I am sensing a number here Antonis wait--- wait its coming to me through the aetherial waves its getting stronger now---- 4.6 billion euros Am I right?

 

[WDB124066]

I just can't get over loosing my Mercedes, these Audis's aren't all they're cracked up to be you know........

 

[neilz]

Angela makes vain attempt to support her head as it starts to fall off

 

[artyman]

If that photographer blinds once more with his flash.......

 

[WDB124066]

Anybody who thinks I'm a one eyed b1tch had better think again!

 

[neilz]

Angela hides black eye after confrontation with Cameron

 

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Oh Popodopolopodos, you can't need more money already, do you?

 

[neilz]

Anyone notice what looks like a cable she's plugging into her eye?

Maybe Merkel is actually a robot, brought in by Germany to take their revenge?

 

[rigel]

Miss Marpel attempts to solve the Case of the missing Euros.

 

[Bosco]

Telescope? Where's my telescope?

 

[SJX]

Trying in vain to shave off her high-brow attitude toward fellow EU members....

(eye-brow)

 

[ringway]

Patrick Moore is unwell, so...



Hello, and velcome to ziss veeks episode of zer sky acht nite.

 

[ringway]

"Angela, only in the traffic, are you allowed to use the "You Knobhead" gesticultaion!"

 

[ringway]

"Okay, f*ck me in the eye and say that."

 

[ringway]

No cigar, but in her best Columbo voice as she addresses The Greeks.

"You see, that just doesn't add up to me?"

 

[artyman]

Iz ziss forelock touching correct for meeting the Queen

 

[ringway]

Greece is up for sale at auction.



"Was that a bid, Madam?"