Caption Competition

[Deleted member 37751]

Mancunian wins 'Lancashire's Teeth of the Year' award.

 

[Deleted member 37751]

What do they use as toothpaste, dog sh*t?

 

[grober]

DENPLAN - you know it makes sense.--- terms and conditions apply!

 

[ringway]

Kids just love SUNNY DELIGHT.

 

[ringway]

Dennis The Menace and GNASHER!

 

[LTD]

We ain't seen a dentist, roight ?

 

[MOCAŠ]

This would never have happened if we'd fitted winter tyres...

 

[TDE1]

The scandals and misrepresentations of trusted institutions.. Will they never end!


Watergate..

Irangate..

We even had a Camillagate..

And now, behold the latest...



Colgate!

 

[MOCAŠ]

"We've just been for a ride in an AMG with 20-inch wheels and run-flat tyres."

 

[MOCAŠ]

"It's too late for us, but at least there's some hope for our kids..."

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[artyman]

I think we may have overdone it a bit on the dental floss.

 

[moonloops]

The boys liked nothing better than running fast with the wind whistling through their teeth...

 

[fatdazza]

"Specsavers diversify into the dental market"

 

[neilz]

Recent spate of tooth thefts leave Lancashire residents puzzled

 

[Harrythedog]

Georgie Porgie and his cousin Jaunita

 

[rigel]

will be judging tomorrow evening.

 

[WOODYTHEWISE]

The new stars from the remake of Deliverance.

 

[ringway]

♫ Teeth for two
And two for teeth.. ♫

 

[ringway]

Delight for the Molar twins as their trial for the burglary of a dental practice collapses after they are unable to swear to tell the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.

 

[rigel]

The results, as I see them, are;

In third place, for his concerns regarding the overworked Tooth Fairy;

"With the tooth fairy giving £5 a go these days, we're looking to clear £100 each."

In second place, for his use of northern colloquialisms;

This picture shows damage to the Yorkshire lads caused by injecting the latest rave drug into the mouth. Police are determined to stamp out the use of E By Gum.

And the winner is, for his succinct and pointed entry;

If Mercedes did teeth.

Consider the baton passed, over to you finisterre