Caption Competition

[markjay]

'Because You're Worth It'

 

[markjay]

Boil slow

(Pun intended)

 

[ringway]

Well done to all that entered.


In 4th Place:

The lobster's revenge

In 3rd Place:

How long you been in there Ted? I need to add the carrots, leeks and spuds soon.

In 2nd Place:

Murphy, rig the compressor up, I fancy a Jacuzzi

In 1st Place:

Hurry up pet the taxi's coming in 20 minutes

That really did make me chuckle, HD. Over to you.

 

[Harrythedog]

Thanks Ringway,

Try this one out

 

[fatdazza]

"Thank god you got the wrong flat - her husband has come home early!"

 

[fatdazza]

"She was one red hot lover!"

 

[artyman]

Burning with passion were you.

 

[ringway]

"Goodness, gracious, Great Balls of Fire!"

 

[Meldrew2]

In the words of the immortal Jim Royle...... " Fire retardant settee, my @**** !!! "

 

[Ted]

Seems the guy was caught 'in delicto flagrante'

 

[LTD]

You ain't seen me roight ?


or, more seriously ....

The Naked Rambler regretted upsetting the Sheriff when he joked about his Community Service Order being 'cool'

 

[EDZ649]

Fireman - Why do I always get the sh1t jobs?

 

[developer]

All I did was drop a log on the fire...

 

[tali]

"Chief , it definitely looks like a case of ars-on"



"Chief , i can't get thru , some are5hole is blocking my way!"

Ring of Fire

 

[ringway]

Crackling radio... "I need 'elp Guv. Judging by the size of his todger, I might be playing snakes and ladders in a minute!"

 

[marty359]

Burger Kings new boy Charlie misunderstood the Flame Grilled Whopper.

 

[George Douglas]

WOW that's what you call a curry

 

[fatdazza]

Backdraft

 

[ringway]

"Blue" Watch.

 

[ringway]

Helmut the German Fireman screams...


"NINE! NINE! NINE!"