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The Halifax and Bingley regret that following a recent visit by our surveyor your application for a mortgage has been declined. Your house is suffering from advanced metal fatigue and while seating provision in the lounge is excellent the toilet facilities do not meet current building standards.
pp:- Halifax and Bingley the building society that likes to say - " ON YER BIKE! "
 
Darling, when you said you wanted to downsize to an old plane bungalow, I thought P-L-A-I-N
 
Tracy Island had a new addition - the International Rescue observation plane.
 
Dastardly and Muttley in Their Flying Machines had invented the ultimate treehouse plane to stop the pigeon once and for all.
 
Ryan Air refute claims that the airports they use are small, out in the sticks and generally unfit for service
 
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Plane living (sic)
 
Local estate agent goes one step too far when they boast that the latest house on their books has a huge landing........
 
Lets build our new tree house somewhere exciting you said. How about somewhere exotic like the jungle in Costa Rica you said? How about on the approach to a big airport main runway - we can watch the planes come into land? Happy Now???????
 
NEW!!! Singles Charter.... Yes, you'll never get lonely as our crew, baggage handlers, ground staff and plane joining you on your sad vacation of a lifetime
 
Forest retreat, suitable for flying visit
 

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