Caption Competition

[Peter103]

"Now thats what i call a close shave Jane."

 

[A250 Bennyboy]

I can see what you had for breakfast from here.
And stop whistling s well

 

[Harrythedog]

oops!, that reminds me dear. have you put the winter tyres on yet?

 

[Druk]

Third place Paul.

"Jane, I can smell skate!"

Second place Peter.

"Now thats what i call a close shave Jane."

First prize to Harry for this topical reminder.

oops!, that reminds me dear. have you put the winter tyres on yet?

Your turn Harry.



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[addbuyer]

Cream Egg, how do you eat yours

 

[Harrythedog]

And the winner is

Cream Egg, how do you eat yours

Over to you addbuyer

 

[addbuyer]

Thank you Harrythedog

Might well be the last caption chaps so be as rude or funny as you like

 

[markjay]

It's a plane! No, it's a man! No, wait, it's Gal Gadot!

 

[markjay]

"You see? This is the tree you will all be hanging from if this missile launch fails"

 

[markjay]

"Look, this plane just dropped two parcels, no idea what they are but I checked with the binoculars and one says 'Fat Man' the other 'Little Boy' ".

 

[John]

"Look up there..." whilst I cheat some more at Risk! and nuke everyone.

 

[John]

"That's how high I will be when I smoke the spliff to my right."

 

[SpoonJar]

That's the ugly tree I fell out of.

 

[SpoonJar]

That tree over there, can I eat it ?

 

[WDB124066]

Twitchers?

 

[WDB124066]

Ever since Idi Amin stole our medals we've been trying to get them back!

 

[Peter103]

Never mind the North Korean lunatic, what happened to Nigels caption comp.its gone.

 

[ringway]

"Make it transparent" was the command.

Kim & Co smile with delight as they can barely see their New Clear missile.

 

[ringway]

Kim loves a bit of Chas & Dave...



♫ Nuker loopy nuts are we

Me and him and them and me

We'll show Trump what we can do

With a bomb that will explode on you! ♫

 

[Harrythedog]

" I know missile clashed but just look up and pleetend"