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Mercedes

My Extremely Rusty Car Evades Dealer Empathy Subsidy

All my own work ...
 
Skip, krush, or destroy auto.

Bit off topic, but liked 'all aggro' instead of allegro, as it spent most of it's time off the road...allegedly

Or
Rover = roll over
 
ItalianTuneUp said:
Audi: all useless drivers intimidate

Audi? Always known them as Aldi...
 
TVR: heard both Terrific / Terrible Vehicles Really

FIAT: Fix It Again Tomorrow

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Mercedes

My Extremely Rusty Car Evades Dealer Empathy Subsidy

All my own work ...


I dread to think what you'll do with a W*nkel :crazy:.
 
Here is my attempt at making one up:

TESLA: Totally Electric Sports Lotus Alternative
 
slightly OT but I always like using Break Out Another Thousand for those about to purchase such a thing
 
In the mid-nineties my business partner bought himself a BMW 850; my choice was a bit more understated, I wrapped my v12 in a 140.
He said BMW was Bangs More Women, and fair play to him, he certainly did, and double fair play, when I stashed a large pack of condoms in his glove box he responded with a box of Werther's Original's in the boot of mine!!
Happy Days!
 
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

AUDI

Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

TRIUMPH
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help

PORSCHE

Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
 

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