I cancelled the policy on my Landcruiser today as the new owner picked it up last night. It lapses sometime next week.
"Certainly sir, that will be £40 cancellation fee"
"For something that has a week left to run? That seems a little excessive, that's 10% of the premium. It's not like I'm expecting a refund, so exactly what costs will you be incurring?"
Cue a minute of self-justifying waffle and bullsh*t
"Well, let me put it this way. I ask to cancel it. You try and charge me. I inform you that it's an unreasonable charge, refuse to pay and escalate it to the ombudsman. By the time they conclude investigations, the policy will be long since lapsed, I probably still won't have paid you anything and it'll have cost you several times as much in fees. Does that sound accurate?"
"We'll lapse the policy without charge, sir"
"I thought you might"