Car related maths lesson

[TDE1]

Go on..

 

[MOCAŠ]

Mrs D has enjoyed the title of 'Most beautiful and intelligent female I've ever seen' since 08:27 on 5 September 1987.

Since 19:31 on 20 March 2012 she has enjoyed the much snappier title of 'Most beautiful female I've ever seen'.

What did you ask her?

Go on..

Guessing that's when he saw the video...

 

[Deleted member 11979]

Me and my girl friend, a few years ago, went to see the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

She emerged shocked and said,"If I'd known what that was about I wouldn't have come along"

Scarily she is now my wife, and a GP!

 

[Bobby Dazzler]

I started the video, hit pause after the bloke asked the question the first time, and i repeated the question for good measure.

First answer: 8 or 9 minutes

In the immortal words of Roy Walker: It's good but it's not right

Second answer: Half an hour

Third answer: I don't know then

I suggested she carried on watching tele than watch the stoopid YouTube clip.

Good job she's devastatingly good looking...

 

[Dieselman]

Oooh Bobby...

Mrs DM just gave me a look so I had to ask again...Phew, she passed the test...

 

[renault12ts]

I started the video, hit pause after the bloke asked the question the first time, and i repeated the question for good measure.

First answer: 8 or 9 minutes

In the immortal words of Roy Walker: It's good but it's not right

Second answer: Half an hour

Third answer: I don't know then

I suggested she carried on watching tele than watch the stoopid YouTube clip.

Good job she's devastatingly good looking...

Oh dear.

 

[ringway]

I was on a holiday recently with a girl who was convinced that Virgin TV allowed you to fast forward Live TV.

I bet she's the one that buggers up the viewing for everyone else in the country by pressing the pause button.

 

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