Carry it on...

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If ifs and buts were beer and nuts we could have a party.

(Yet to be set to music)

I'm thinking in the style of Luke Bryan - It's time to take my drunk ass home.

What do you think?
 
What if you ran like an Egyptian...

Or walked like a woman, Oooh Oooh Oooh Oooh...
 
What if Papa was a agoraphobic and didn't have a hat.
 
If Papa was a rolling stone, my missus wants her money back for a tee shirt she bought with no mention of him.
 
What if I am a rich man.

The last Hello and first goodbye.


What if I still believe in "If" anymore
 
the ipod is on so excuse this.

what if I wasn't nice to get on with me neighbours
But they make it very unclear
They've got some room for ravers
They don't stop me from groovin', they don't bang on me wall
They've not doing me crust in, it's really very good at all - ahh

Busy Sunday Morning
I've got a mind to worry
I open my eyes and stare away-a

Here we all are standing outside a rainbow
Cor blimey, Goodbye Mrs. Jones
We dont care about Bert's lumbago? He must grumble

and so forth......:devil:
 
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
 
What if pigs COULD fly.
 
What if Tom Jones had released "The Green, Green Grass of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch."
 

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