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pammy

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A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates, St.. Peter
asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a penis?"

She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one
with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger
in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you
ever had any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but
replies, " Well once I fondled and stroked one." St Peter says "OK,
dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."

All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one
girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the
front of the line St. Peter says "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?

The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I
want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it!!!



PS _ Mod Bods - sorry if this is too rude ;)
 
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Mrs Steve_bcs giggled too !
 
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:eek: Pammy..................I would never have thought you would post something like this.
























But it made me smile :D
 
The version I heard was called 'Yorkshire Girls' !!
 
PJH said:
The version I heard was called 'Yorkshire Girls' !!
mmmm - forum is doing funny things this morning - have tried to reply twice to this :(

Ok - seems to be working now - said something along the lines of -

We Yorkshire girls get a straight passage thro - no vetting required - although it's often a tad hot where we end up :D
 

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