Chav jokes pinched from elsewhere.

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A couple of these are slightly crude. Those of a nervous disposition look away now.

Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
A. One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.


Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
A. Society.


Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.


Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
A. Gran.


Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit.


Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.


Q. What do you call a chav in a suit
A. The defendant


Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.


Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.


Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.


Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
A. What you looking at.


Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's?
A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs


Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
A. The policeman!


Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
A. Paint 3 stripes on it.


Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A. A good start.



Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?
A. Up the bottom


Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
A. Because a nova has 4 seats.


Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's?
A. A liar.


Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Bigmac please.


Q. What's the differemce between a chav boy and a chav girl?
A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count.
 
Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?
A. Up the bottom


LOL!!!!!
 
What does a chav and a washing machine have in common?
they both leak when they are well ****ed

Whats the difference between a chav and the fridge ?
did you ever hear your fridge fart when you put your meat in it ?
 
Q. What do you say to a chav driving a Mercedes?
A. Stop thief!
 

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