Chill Out Fun peeps!!!

BaldGuy

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A group of students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real cadaver.
They were gathered around the surgery table where a body was covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them,
"As a doctor, it is necessary to have two important qualities: the first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body. For example, watch this carefully."
The professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Now, I want each of you to do the same thing," he told the class.
The students freaked out, hesitated at first, but eventually took turns
sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said,

"The second most important quality is observation. I
stuck my middle finger in and
sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."


Ralph was driving home one evening when he
suddenly realises that it's his daughter's birthday
and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the
mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop
assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she says "Which
Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the
Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95,
Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the
Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Night Clubbing for
$19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00".
Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00
when all the others are only $19.95?" "That's
obvious," the sales lady says. "Divorced Barbie
comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's
furniture..."


Sorry if i offend anyone!! Chill out and keep smiling everyone.... Lifes too short.....
 

Ian B Walker

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Tut tut !! hold your wrists out they need smacking :devil: :p :p
 

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