Christmas present swap shop

[Richiebuoy]

We all get Christmas presents that we don't really want but could be valuable to somebody else so I thought I would start a swap shop. I'll start with mine.

I have 2 bottles of homemade Ginger Beer with hand painted labels and I'm looking for a Sony Play Station 4.

 

[Scott_F]

I have a 3-pack of beige M&S Y-fronts and I'm looking for a low mileage Rolls Royce Phantom - cash either way depending on condition (of the car not the Y-fronts).

 

[j.schmeltzer]

I have a mobility scooter which I would like to trade for an 18 year old cheerleader(Female) Although at this point I'm not sure what I would do with her..

 

[Markjames]

Pair of extra large (I'm not extra large) asda Xmas boxers in exchange for anything with an Aston martin badge.

 

[merc85]

Pair of extra large (I'm not extra large) asda Xmas boxers in exchange for anything with an Aston martin badge.

Not just me then, they were in the Xmas sale sorry cant help with the Badge

 

[ChrisA]

My Xmas sale Boxers are used now but more than happy to wash them and trade for 2 goats and a wheelbarrow

 

[developer]

I have a mobility scooter which I would like to trade for an 18 year old cheerleader(Female) Although at this point I'm not sure what I would do with her..

I'll trade my MB service requirements for the cheer leader's service requirements .

 

[flying haggis]

I have a mobility scooter which I would like to trade for an 18 year old cheerleader(Female) Although at this point I'm not sure what I would do with her..

if you trade the scooter you have no chance of catching the cheer leader

 

[Giantvanman]

I'll trade my MB service requirements for the cheer leader's service requirements .

You know when you are getting old when the thought of 'entertaining' an eighteen year fills you with dread…………….the only thing I can think of that would be worse is eighteen year twins.

 

[flying haggis]

You know when you are getting old when the thought of 'entertaining' an eighteen year fills you with dread…………….the only thing I can think of that would be worse is eighteen year twins.

you would still be smiling when the screw the coffin lid on though......

 

[Palfrem]

Some Turkey for a Viagra to help me cope with the 18 year old twins

 

[C36fan]

Some Turkey for a Viagra to help me cope with the 18 year old twins

ill Give you some viagra in exchange for your E36
!

 

[llewe]

you would still be smiling when the screw the coffin lid on though......

Might have a problem screwing the lid down......

 

[Spin_bowler]

I had a meaningful relationship with an eighteen year old when I'd not long turned forty and we were very happy together for a couple of years.














It was an E320 Coupe

 

[BAZZER1]

you would still be smiling when the screw the coffin lid on though......

If they could get the Lid closed.

BAZZER1