Satch
MB Enthusiast
- Joined
- Nov 24, 2003
- Messages
- 3,508
- Location
- Surrey
- Car
- S211 E320Cdi Avantgarde Estate & Toyota Land Cruiser
Discounting the usual dross and proper pressies, the ones which made me smile were:
Book of the "Worst Jobs in History" series (I can identify with that)
Pair of "My Best Friend" socks from the dogs. (They owe me several socks each)
Pedals. Yes, those ones. The ones I got my wife to order, left festering in a dealership for some months, then forced (same) wife to collect the day before Christmas Eve and then gave them back so children could wrap them up for Daddy.
Except she did it herself, included a copy of the "Grumpy Old Men" and "Crap Cars" books and addressed it to her Grumpy Old Man. Inside I found a note asking me to promise that I would never, ever reveal that I had forced her into buying such sad and shameful objects.
Oh dear. Message in there somewhere.
Book of the "Worst Jobs in History" series (I can identify with that)
Pair of "My Best Friend" socks from the dogs. (They owe me several socks each)
Pedals. Yes, those ones. The ones I got my wife to order, left festering in a dealership for some months, then forced (same) wife to collect the day before Christmas Eve and then gave them back so children could wrap them up for Daddy.
Except she did it herself, included a copy of the "Grumpy Old Men" and "Crap Cars" books and addressed it to her Grumpy Old Man. Inside I found a note asking me to promise that I would never, ever reveal that I had forced her into buying such sad and shameful objects.
Oh dear. Message in there somewhere.