Claim To Fame?

[Lennox]

Not many people here know this, but my real name is Philip Green.

You don't get this game do you!?! [emoji38]

 

[Dave.tam]

I once sneezed so violently that every Dodo bird in the world suddenly died

 

[Deleted member 113659]

Fantastic guys. This last page is the best so far. Keep going.



I once got a bag of rice for Christmas off Uncle Ben.

 

[Sorry Pete]

My dad is the world champion at hide and seek, 28 years must be a record?

Close, but no doughnut..

 

[Lennox]

I am the king of the world!!!! I'm a bad man!!

 

[markjay]

Close, but no doughnut..

Banned for mentioning the war.

OK, wrong thread and wrong war....

 

[Peter103]

My great grandmother was the first woman to ride up the Thames on a bike!

She also rode the same bike under the Thames at Greenwich, Rotherhithe, and Blackwall!!

 

[ash59fifty-uk]

My great great great grandfather invented the damp proof course

Who didn't get on with my great great grandfather- who incidentally came up with the idea of the engineering brick!

 

[ChrisEdu]

My great grandfather invented the concepts of right and wrong, and left and right.

 

[ChrisEdu]

My other great grandfather invented time - we called him Grandfather Time.

 

[markjay]

My other great grandfather invented time - we called him Grandfather Time.

Interesting. My grandfather Albert probably knew your grandfather well.

 

[Deleted member 113659]

My other great grandfather invented time - we called him Grandfather Time.

Did he also invent a big floor standing clock?

 

[Ted]

I was there when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain.

 

[Deleted member 113659]

I was there when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain.

No religion Ted. You'll get us all bl00dy banned.

Ant.

 

[markjay]

I am a direct descendant of the missing link.

 

[Peter103]

I remember being born and slipping out of a vagina, and have been trying to slip back in ever since!!

 

[ChrisEdu]

I was there when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain.

What, circumcision?

 

[ChrisEdu]

I am a direct descendant of the missing link.

Anne Robinson?

 

[ChrisEdu]

Did he also invent a big floor standing clock?

No, but my uncle in the sanitorium invented a clocked from out which popped a bird! He really was cuckoo!

 

[ChrisEdu]

It wasn't actually a snake that tempted Eve with an apple, it was my great, great, great, great, great............great grandfather J Sainsbury who happened to also have the first fruit and veg stall on the planet!