Claim To Fame?

[ChrisEdu]

It was my wife that caused the great flood - she left the bath taps running.

 

[Lennox]

I am the walrus!!

 

[ChrisEdu]

I am the daddy!

 

[Deleted member 113659]

I am the spider

 

[ash59fifty-uk]

In another dimension, I built the engine in Bruno's C63

 

[John]

My granddad started the NHS as a hobby.

My great great great great great grandmother invented Greenwich Meantime and built the observatory.

 

[Ted]

I am become Death, destroyer of worlds.

 

[ash59fifty-uk]

When Chuck Norris gets scared, he calls me up

 

[Ted]

when chuck norris gets scared, he calls me up

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[stwat]

I'm Brian, and so is my wife!

 

[Lennox]

Gents....... I am your father!!!!

 

[lisa110rry]

I have a person in my phone contacts with the title "Lady". Oh, that's my phone number...

 

[Allan AMG]

I invented time travel. I will tell you about it, yesterday.

 

[Peter103]

I think therefore I am. (Cogito ergo sum)

 

[markmifsud]

Had a personal invite to Lord Forte's birthday party at the Cafe Royal a good few years back, got to meet Rocco and Olga

 

[Deleted member 113659]

Ant.

 

[ChrisEdu]

I go out at night to ensure all the leaves are painted green. I take a break come autumn, as by then I'm exhausted.

 

[scumbag]

Oh, nearly forgot, I also invented light and gravity.

I invented Dark energy and dark matter just to keep things relative.

While I am at it, if you paint a light bulb black, does it get darker when you switch it on.

 

[scumbag]

I was invited to a fancy dress party at 10 Downing St.

Mr Cameron kindly sent me a costume, but I didn't look good dressed as a pig.

Knowing what I do now, I'm glad I didn't go...

Damn.........to be honest, it wasn't as bad as I thought. He was unsure whether to remain in, or pull out though.

 

[DSM10000]

I've met the queen and (indirectly) am listed in the Who's who.

The Queen has met me (twice!)