Claim To Fame?

[ChrisEdu]

I change the big light bulb in the sky that you might know as the sun. All this nonsense about orbits, rotation, etc... isn't true. I have to let it cool down quite a lot, as it's really hot. The biggest problem, though, is since the EU banned tungsten bulbs, my stock is getting perilously low and, unless I can get new stock, I might have to try LED bulbs, which is what my brother has to use for the moon.

 

[martyz]

I am Banksy.

 

[scumbag]

The biggest problem, though, is since the EU banned tungsten bulbs, my stock is getting perilously low and, unless I can get new stock, I might have to try LED bulbs, which is what my brother has to use for the moon.

I have some spare light at the end of the tunnel which you can have if that helps.

 

[Deleted member 113659]

I have some spare light at the end of the tunnel which you can have if that helps.

That's impossible.

Due to recent cutbacks the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off!

 

[Ted]

i was born under a wandering star.

 

[ChrisEdu]

i was born under a wandering star.

Sorry to disappoint you, that was me with a torch.

 

[Lennox]

My real name is Adam, well Eve and I got it on!!

 

[stwat]

I invented lipstick lesbianism, just so I could watch it on the tinterwebnet.

You're welcome

 

[ChrisEdu]

I invented the Pirelli calendar. You're welcome.

 

[Lennox]

I am Hugh Heffner!!

 

[Dave.tam]

I invented Japanese knotweed.......FOR FUN

 

[poormansporsche]

Just sold a slightly stained but good quality double mattress to former President Bill Clinton for £30. He has obviously spotted the revenue potential of the South East London rental property market.

 

[Peter103]

I know a man with two enormous balls!

 

[scumbag]

Due to recent cutbacks the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off!

True. Turns out it was a bloke with a torch bringing me more work.

Still, I invented rest days and I intend to have one now.

 

[scumbag]

I know a man with two enormous balls!

i know a man with a 12 inch penis growing out of his face. F*** KNOWS his name

 

[Deleted member 113659]

i know a man with a 12 inch penis growing out of his face. F*** KNOWS his name

I know a man with 10 penises,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,what a load of balls.

 

[ChrisEdu]

I paint the dots on ladybirds.

 

[Deleted member 113659]

I install air conditioning inside ping pong balls.

 

[TDE1]

Not sure if this the right place to post this, but I don't have a belly button.

It's not a claim to fame, as only Mrs TDE1 knows (a few previous girlfriends and a grocer knew, but they have all gone away).

 

[ChrisEdu]

I wax the pubes off female glamour/porn models.