Confessional / Bad behaviour...

[tmienterprises]

I was walking down the road in North London yesterday night, on my way to the tube after having some drinks with friends. A 'gangsta' bmw passes me and I sort of noticed that there were about 4 guys inside with a loud sound system - so far so good - this was an area where I used to live before so I was cutting across the streets to get to the tube station and the car passed me again and was just revving its engine. I got a bad feeling, but ignored it and quickened my steps to get to the tube...

I saw them again for the third time and this time they were coming from behind me and approaching a T junction. suddenly i get hit with a mcdonalds strawberry milkshake on my head.. and they revved away. Unfortunately for them, they were on a side road going on to a main one and had to stop for a bit. They were revving their engine and impatient to get on to the road, not that I was planning to chase them down or anything - I'm not that stupid to take on 4 people.. but the red mist had come down and i passed a house with some renovation going on and there was a pile of bricks piled up in the front....

With years of experience in throwing a cricket ball at the stumps, the rear windscreen was not a match at all and it shattered with a loud bang... you all know what happens next.... I hotfooted it out of there... took the shortcuts and jumped on the tube...

Cost to dryclean my suit - £35 quid...
Cost to replace a bmw rear windscreen complete - ??? there was a hole where the brick went in - i noticed that only because there is a pause between running away and realising that you did something wrong....

 

[KillerHERTZ]

Excellent!

 

[smartbrabus]

In a similar scenario, I was wandering home from the pub the other week when a chav in a passing ford orion lobbed an egg at me!!! By some miracle of invincibility, the egg hit me square in the chest, somehow bounced off the fleece jacket I was wearing, and broke as it hit the floor.

Unfortunately there were no housebricks around, otherwise I would have had the same reaction as you...

Nicely done

 

[sym]

 

[Doodle]

Suddenly my mind goes to Michael Palin in "A Fish called Wanda".

"w-w-w-w-wevenge!"

 

[MangoMan]

'Tch-tch-tch'

 

[Satch]

Understand the reaction and perhaps these losers might think twice before lobbing the next one, but sadly in certain parts of this fine country today not a negligible risk it could have gone:

Milkshake--->Brick---->9mm

 

[ADY1983]

Good for you, have a nana :bannana:

 

[illidan]

absolutley brilliant:bannana: ,lmao when i read it, shame you couldn't find out if you actually hit one of them with the brick as well. That would teach them for being sooooooooooooooooooo stupid. don't know whats going on in this world anymore, but fair play nether the less.

 

[sparkyspost]

Whilst I'm a fan of McD's strawberry milkshake, I don't think I'd like one on the head.

I appreciate the red mist made you do it, but you took a big risk in throwing that brick. Even though you hot footed it away and escaped, you said you used to live in the area, and it may be that one of the four occupants recognised you, hence the stupid act. This could mean some serious reprisals if you return to the area and are caught out.

Hope it reamins cool. (Watch your back).

Cheers
Sparky

 

[campbellju]

Priceless. I bet they were just idiots. Real gangsters wouldn't drive past you 3 times before performing a milkshake hit and run..... bought from Mcdonalds!!

Wise old saying, never bring a milkshake to a brick fight

 

[BearFace]

I was walking down the road in North London yesterday night, on my way to the tube after having some drinks with friends. A 'gangsta' bmw passes me and I sort of noticed that there were about 4 guys inside with a loud sound system - so far so good - this was an area where I used to live before so I was cutting across the streets to get to the tube station and the car passed me again and was just revving its engine. I got a bad feeling, but ignored it and quickened my steps to get to the tube...

I saw them again for the third time and this time they were coming from behind me and approaching a T junction. suddenly i get hit with a mcdonalds strawberry milkshake on my head.. and they revved away. Unfortunately for them, they were on a side road going on to a main one and had to stop for a bit. They were revving their engine and impatient to get on to the road, not that I was planning to chase them down or anything - I'm not that stupid to take on 4 people.. but the red mist had come down and i passed a house with some renovation going on and there was a pile of bricks piled up in the front....

With years of experience in throwing a cricket ball at the stumps, the rear windscreen was not a match at all and it shattered with a loud bang... you all know what happens next.... I hotfooted it out of there... took the shortcuts and jumped on the tube...

Cost to dryclean my suit - £35 quid...
Cost to replace a bmw rear windscreen complete - ??? there was a hole where the brick went in - i noticed that only because there is a pause between running away and realising that you did something wrong....

Great story, but that red mist could easily have turned around and bitten you on the a*se. If they had been packing more than a strawberry milkshake in that car, you might've copped it last night. Funny though

 

[BearFace]

Priceless. I bet they were just idiots. Real gangsters wouldn't drive past you 3 times before performing a milkshake hit and run..... bought from Mcdonalds!!

Wise old saying, never bring a milkshake to a brick fight

What exactly is a "real" gangster?

 

[Flash]

Nice one... (probably a £50/60 job if they had insurance cover... plus any damage/scratches to the paintwork.

There are plenty of them idiots about that are childish/pathetic that get a buzz out of throwing objects at people walking whilst they "cower" in their cars.

Last year me and my other half were walking arm in arm one summer's evening on the A4 Bath Road by Heathrow Airport and a passing "kitted up" barry Saxo full of yobs threw a couple of water bomb towards us BUT missed. We got the last laugh because they missed us and quite badly too....

 

[jaymanek]

Good on ya mate!! I would have done exactly the same... probably would have thrown another for safe measure!

 

[grasmere]

hear hear - well done, and very well done for hotfooting it - I bet the driver/owner was p*ssed with the guy who threw the shake

 

[Flash]

BUT if PLOD catches you then its a "Criminal Damage Offence" and you'll get the book thrown at you so have to be careful as well as put your safety first!!!

 

[jaymanek]

to be fair, what are the chances of them reporting it! they would be fairly stupid to do that... And without generalising, if they are stupid enough to throw things out of a window in london (CCTV jungle) then theres a good chance they are the type of citizen that drive with no insurance, mot, tax etc etc.....

 

[Flash]

to be fair, what are the chances of them reporting it! they would be fairly stupid to do that... And without generalising, if they are stupid enough to throw things out of a window in london (CCTV jungle) then theres a good chance they are the type of citizen that drive with no insurance, mot, tax etc etc.....

True BUT look at the mess I am in...

 

[jaymanek]

Looked through your posts, but cannot find "what mess you are in"??!