brucemillar
MB Enthusiast
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This is driving me potty. Sad but infuriating.
I have noticed that with my favorite brand of toothpaste (Arm & Hammer) I am also buying a large quantity of air that I neither requested, wanted paid for.
You pick up the new tube. It appears pleasingly full and firm all the way up the tube. You open the tube. Toothpaste is visible at the open end. You gently squeeze the tube over your toothbrush and it immediately FARTS onto your awaiting brush and the bathroom sink as well as your dressing gown. Each day further FARTS are emitted as you make your way down the tube. My observation is that Arm & Hammer are deliberately injecting air into the tube at the expense of toothpaste that I paid for.
Not happy about this I have today tried some Colgate (inferior but minty). Bloody Hell. That FARTED like a heard of donkeys in the corner of a field, splattering toothpaste like a banger in a wet dog turd.
This is just not on. If I wanted air I could get it free just by breathing in & out. If I want to pay for it I can g to the Motorway Services and pay a £1 for token and fill my tyres at the same time.
At no point would I want it in my toothpaste.
Rant over.
Oh. Toothpaste in your eyes stings. It also stings if it lands on your willy. In fact it stings if applied anywhere apart from on your gnashers. I see no warning on my tube advising that the product may explode all over you and your bathroom if lightly squeezed.
I have noticed that with my favorite brand of toothpaste (Arm & Hammer) I am also buying a large quantity of air that I neither requested, wanted paid for.
You pick up the new tube. It appears pleasingly full and firm all the way up the tube. You open the tube. Toothpaste is visible at the open end. You gently squeeze the tube over your toothbrush and it immediately FARTS onto your awaiting brush and the bathroom sink as well as your dressing gown. Each day further FARTS are emitted as you make your way down the tube. My observation is that Arm & Hammer are deliberately injecting air into the tube at the expense of toothpaste that I paid for.
Not happy about this I have today tried some Colgate (inferior but minty). Bloody Hell. That FARTED like a heard of donkeys in the corner of a field, splattering toothpaste like a banger in a wet dog turd.
This is just not on. If I wanted air I could get it free just by breathing in & out. If I want to pay for it I can g to the Motorway Services and pay a £1 for token and fill my tyres at the same time.
At no point would I want it in my toothpaste.
Rant over.
Oh. Toothpaste in your eyes stings. It also stings if it lands on your willy. In fact it stings if applied anywhere apart from on your gnashers. I see no warning on my tube advising that the product may explode all over you and your bathroom if lightly squeezed.