Quite a few years back now I was in the van with my father who had a Mercedes 208D back then! Driving down the road slowing for the traffic lights a cyclist pulled out of a side road making us slam on the brakes to avoid hitting him. When we stopped at the traffic lights next to him, my father wound down the window and asked him what he was playing at. F### OFF then his size 12 footprint against the front wing was his response. Unfortunately for him he was right by the front wheel, a few turns of the wheel later he was on the floor tangled up amongst his bike. He's face of utter shock and trying to catch us up in the mirror was priceless. I couldn't stop laughing!! Rightly deserved in my opinion.